Comic Relief Challenge Part 2 (Created by H. Granger)

"What's the difference between The Twilight Saga and a bucket of shit?"

"Uhmm... what?"

"The bucket."

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"What spell did Ginny use on Harry on the night of their honeymoon?

"What?"

"ENGORGIO!!!"

"That's not funnyyyyy!!!!!"

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"What spell did Voldemort's date use the first time they had sex?"



"I know the answer, but I won't betray the Dark Lord..."

"I think I know...PETRIFICUS TOTALUS?"

"How did she knowwww?!!!"

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"One of these vials contains a top secret memory image which I'd rather take to my grave, Harry."

"But if you should know, here it is..."

"I knew it!!!!"

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"Hey, Bells. You know what I saw in the woods today?"

"You're the man, Voldy!"

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THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!



The Grimmauld Place Happy Hour Comic Relief (by H. Granger)

In anticipation of the theatrical release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2, I created my own comic strips to entertain the residents at Number 12. I am inviting the other residents to create their own funny comic strips, too. Let us entertain each other as we begin the countdown to the July screening. (Many thanks to Phoenix for posting those hilarious comic strips and for inspiring me to create my own.)




 

"WHAT CREATURE SAT IN ONE CORNER OF MY OFFICE THE FIRST TIME YOU ENTERED IT?!"

"A SHE-WOLF INSIDE A CAGE!"

"I SAW IT TOO, PROFESSOR LUPIN."

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"SO, THIS IS WHY WE DECIDED TO PACK UP AND CANCEL THE SHOOTING FOR THE FINAL PART..."

"I KNOW THIS WILL BE A HELLUVA BUMMER, BUT I FEEL DUTY-BOUND TO INFORM MR. YATES AND THE MEMBERS OF THE PRODUCTION STAFF THAT NO ELECTRONIC DEVICE OPERATES WITHIN HOGWARTS GROUNDS. ON THIS SAD NOTE, I BID YOU ALL GOODNIGHT. PIP, PIP!"

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"I WANT TO KNOW WHO THE BLOODY HELL FARTED JUST NOW!"

"MY LORD, I BELIEVE IT'S THE ONE WHO FINISHED HER DESSERT LAST."

(BELLATRIX) "NONSENSE! I DIDN'T FINISH MY DESSERT LAST, MY LORD!" 

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"WHAT IS THE TITLE OF HARRY POTTER'S SEX FANTASY NOVEL WHICH HE SECRETLY WROTE WHILE HE WAS AT HOGWARTS?"

"WHAT?"

"HORNY POTTER AND THE SORCERER'S DAUGHTER!"

"TEN POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!"


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That's all for now. Your turn.