Comic Relief Challenge Part 2 (Created by H. Granger)

"What's the difference between The Twilight Saga and a bucket of shit?"

"Uhmm... what?"

"The bucket."

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"What spell did Ginny use on Harry on the night of their honeymoon?

"What?"

"ENGORGIO!!!"

"That's not funnyyyyy!!!!!"

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"What spell did Voldemort's date use the first time they had sex?"



"I know the answer, but I won't betray the Dark Lord..."

"I think I know...PETRIFICUS TOTALUS?"

"How did she knowwww?!!!"

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"One of these vials contains a top secret memory image which I'd rather take to my grave, Harry."

"But if you should know, here it is..."

"I knew it!!!!"

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"Hey, Bells. You know what I saw in the woods today?"

"You're the man, Voldy!"

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THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!