"WHAT CREATURE SAT IN ONE CORNER OF MY OFFICE THE FIRST TIME YOU ENTERED IT?!"
"A SHE-WOLF INSIDE A CAGE!"
"I SAW IT TOO, PROFESSOR LUPIN."
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"SO, THIS IS WHY WE DECIDED TO PACK UP AND CANCEL THE SHOOTING FOR THE FINAL PART..."
"I KNOW THIS WILL BE A HELLUVA BUMMER, BUT I FEEL DUTY-BOUND TO INFORM MR. YATES AND THE MEMBERS OF THE PRODUCTION STAFF THAT NO ELECTRONIC DEVICE OPERATES WITHIN HOGWARTS GROUNDS. ON THIS SAD NOTE, I BID YOU ALL GOODNIGHT. PIP, PIP!"
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"I WANT TO KNOW WHO THE BLOODY HELL FARTED JUST NOW!"
"MY LORD, I BELIEVE IT'S THE ONE WHO FINISHED HER DESSERT LAST."
(BELLATRIX) "NONSENSE! I DIDN'T FINISH MY DESSERT LAST, MY LORD!"
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"WHAT IS THE TITLE OF HARRY POTTER'S SEX FANTASY NOVEL WHICH HE SECRETLY WROTE WHILE HE WAS AT HOGWARTS?"
"WHAT?"
"HORNY POTTER AND THE SORCERER'S DAUGHTER!"
"TEN POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!"
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ReplyDeletewow.. hysterical! :) i'll find time to create my own.. been uber busy lately.. :0 tnx for sharing..
Being uber busy,
G.Potter