Thursday, December 23, 2010

"Twelve Days of Christmas on Number 12 Grimmauld Place" -- A Christmas Carol by Silver Doe for All the Residents of Number 12


Twelve Days of Christmas on Number 12
(Sing this to the tune of "Twelve Days of Christmas")


On the First Day of Christmas H. Granger sent to me---
a thestral in an elm tree;

On the Second Day of Christmas H. Granger sent to me---
two poltergeists,
and a thestral in an elm tree;

On the Third Day of Christmas H. Granger sent to me---
three house elves,
two poltergeists,
and a thestral in an elm tree;

On the Fourth Day of Christmas H. Granger sent to me---
four crazy trolls,
three house elves,
two poltegeists,
and a thestral in an elm tree;

On the Fifth Day of Christmas H. Granger sent me---
five broken wands....
four crazy trolls,
three house elves,
two poltergeists,
and a thestral in an elm tree;

On the Sixth Day of Christmas H. Granger sent to me---
six banshees singing,
five broken wands...
four crazy trolls,
three house elves,
two poltergeists,
and a thestral in an elm tree;

On the Seventh Day of Christmas H. Granger sent to me---
seven goblins fighting,
six banshees singing,
five broken wands...
four crazy trolls,
three house elves,
two poltergeists,
and a thestral in an elm tree;

On the Eighth Day of Christmas H. Granger sent to me---
eight witches screaming,
seven goblins fighting,
six banshees singing,
five broken wands...
four crazy trolls,
three house elves,
two poltergeists,
and a thestral in an elm tree;

On the Ninth Day of Christmas H. Granger sent to me---
nine wizards whistling,
eight witches screaming,
seven goblins fighting,
six banshees singing,
five broken wands...
four crazy trolls,
three house elves,
two poltergeists,
and a thestral in an elm tree;

On the Tenth Day of Christmas H. Granger sent to me---
ten gnomes a-leaping,
nine wizards whistling,
eight witches screaming,
seven goblins fighting,
six banshees singing,
five broken wands...
four crazy trolls,
three house elves,
two poltergeists,
and a thestral in an elm tree;

On the Eleventh Day of  Christmas H. Granger sent to me---
eleven nargles biting,
ten gnomes a-leaping,
nine wizards whistling,
eight witches screaming,
seven goblins fighting,
six banshees singing,
five broken wands...
four crazy trolls,
three house elves,
two poltergeists,
and a thestral in an elm tree;

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas H. Granger sent to me---
twelve boggarts bluffing,
eleven nargles biting,
ten gnomes a-leaping,
nine wizards whistling,
eight witches screaming,
seven goblins fighting,
six banshees singing,
five broken wands...
four crazy trolls,
three house elves,
two poltergeists,
and a thestral in an elm tree!

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HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE, ho ho ho!

7 comments:

  1. I LOVE YOU, SILVER DOE! I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SHINE YOUR SHOES FOR A YEAR!

    Spell-bound,

    H. Granger

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  2. The feeling's MUTUAL, H.

    Victorious,

    Silver Doe

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  3. Silver Doe a.k.a. My Blueberry Cheesecake,

    Funny. I wanted to send you twelve veelas dancing, but I changed my mind on the 11th hour... I was gripped by a pang of jealousy.

    Your pumpkin pie,

    H.Granger

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  4. Dear H, my pumpkin pie:

    Twelve dancing veelas couldn't take my eyes off of you, pumpkin pie.

    Your blueberry cheesecake,

    Silver Doe

    [PS: Although the term of endearment your using on me would give people the impression that I'm either a wimp or a faggot, I don't complain. If you find it sweet, I'm cool with it.]

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  5. to both you,

    i feel like an intruder by just commenting in here.. Golly! Love is in the Air!♥

    Lovestruck,

    G.Potter♥

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  6. Dear G-girl,

    So, when are you and Prongs gonna come out in the open, huh?

    Curious,

    H. Granger

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  7. H. Granger,

    hmmmm.. u ask him that..hehehe..♥

    Waiting,
    G.Potter♥

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